20th Feb 2010, Saturday
OHHH my go.Ossssh, know what? When I was on my way back home from KL, I was really hacked off for a bit. You'll never guess what happened. On the bus, I was trying to grab forty winks 'cos I was utterly dead beat after attending 2 tuition classes in KL.
I grabbed my seat as soon as I got on the bus, before long, an Indian lady, who's in her twenties, came 'n' sat next to me. Now, the bus driver had girded up his loins and started going. I was super pooped and drifted off to the land of Nod in two shakes.
Out of the blue, someone called up the Indian girl who sat beside me! Oh my Jesussss...This was when the disastrous catastrophe struck! This Indian girl was jabbering away like it was going out of fashion as though she didn't even have to breathe! She talked like a machine gun, to be exact, her puss was just like the MG 42! NON-STOP firing X_X Bang bang bang... (I was awake @@) Dang her stupid chops!!! How sad is that? Even when the bus was just halfway through the tunnel, she had already been ready to roll! It was like a race "Get set... GO!" IF you were me, I'm very sure you'd have just given the mucker a good wallop in the gnashers and then wasted her by banana chopping her into two!
As soon as the bus got out of the tunnel, she swiftly put the damn cell over her ear and kept on chinwagging = = OH! C'mon, p-lease! As if she would croak without getting to talk! Hardly a second went by without her stentorian voice filling the bus.
Then, I only wished I could disembark right off.
What bliss! I was home, at long last!
Saturday, February 20, 2010
A Day When Everything Went Wrong
16th Feb 2010, Tuesday (初三)
It was around 7PM and was time we headed for Bukit Tinggi for our big dinner. I was granted consent to be the driver on our way. I got carried away and told Zhi Ning that I was going to Bukit Tinggi and she’s like “You lucky devil! I’m only eating at my nanny’s” and then when I started the car, I’m like “Yes! Let her rip! And I’ma gon’ have mean grub for my dinner soon!”
(Driving) Moments later, I heard “Craaaaaaaaak”. Oh my good Lord, what happened?! I thought I had a car wreck. Jasmine (my sis) and Puie Leng (my cousin) was at the back of the car and they saw sparks coming out from beneath the car. That indeed scared the pants off them. Absolute silence for a moment. Without the slightest hesitation, dad got out of the wheels right off the bat and took a look at what on this dang earth actually happened. One of those thingamabobs of the car fell off beneath it and I couldn’t seem to move the car anymore because it kept scratching the road whenever I tried moving it to see if it could be driven any further. Then I tried to park it at the side of the road where it was safer. I told myself that there must be fireworks from my dad later. For some strange reason, he didn’t say anything and just asked me for a flashlight to check the car for damage. I didn’t even dare utter a syllable, man!
On the other hand, inevitably, mom was telling me off for having “totaled” the car. Er, no, ripping into me more like it. She’s like “You’re not experienced enough to drive the car… yada yada yada” and she just went on and on away! I’m like “Gosh, can you go easy on me?” BECAUSE I didn’t actually crash into anything AND the car had already been on the blink even before I actually fumbled the car key into the ignition! It was still a def-looking car, not yet a clunker! I didn’t know why, I just felt sorry to have made this blooper, blunder anyway. I called it a blunder because we broke down miles from anywhere, no one saw it, yeah, “blunder” would be the better word there. We couldn’t make Bukit Tinggi and ended up at 双喜楼 = =
Mannnnn! That was like a bad dream! Couldn’t go to Bukit Tinggi……… Christ!! I knew, I knew that my cousins were disappointed because their hope of dining at Bukit Tinggi had altogether gone kaput.
PS : AIN'T my fault, OK? It was the car’s. Yo, Zhi Ning, I'll be bound that you thought I was dining at Bukit Tinggi, in fact, NO. hehe. Well, this was a day when everything went WRONG =)
It was around 7PM and was time we headed for Bukit Tinggi for our big dinner. I was granted consent to be the driver on our way. I got carried away and told Zhi Ning that I was going to Bukit Tinggi and she’s like “You lucky devil! I’m only eating at my nanny’s” and then when I started the car, I’m like “Yes! Let her rip! And I’ma gon’ have mean grub for my dinner soon!”
(Driving) Moments later, I heard “Craaaaaaaaak”. Oh my good Lord, what happened?! I thought I had a car wreck. Jasmine (my sis) and Puie Leng (my cousin) was at the back of the car and they saw sparks coming out from beneath the car. That indeed scared the pants off them. Absolute silence for a moment. Without the slightest hesitation, dad got out of the wheels right off the bat and took a look at what on this dang earth actually happened. One of those thingamabobs of the car fell off beneath it and I couldn’t seem to move the car anymore because it kept scratching the road whenever I tried moving it to see if it could be driven any further. Then I tried to park it at the side of the road where it was safer. I told myself that there must be fireworks from my dad later. For some strange reason, he didn’t say anything and just asked me for a flashlight to check the car for damage. I didn’t even dare utter a syllable, man!
On the other hand, inevitably, mom was telling me off for having “totaled” the car. Er, no, ripping into me more like it. She’s like “You’re not experienced enough to drive the car… yada yada yada” and she just went on and on away! I’m like “Gosh, can you go easy on me?” BECAUSE I didn’t actually crash into anything AND the car had already been on the blink even before I actually fumbled the car key into the ignition! It was still a def-looking car, not yet a clunker! I didn’t know why, I just felt sorry to have made this blooper, blunder anyway. I called it a blunder because we broke down miles from anywhere, no one saw it, yeah, “blunder” would be the better word there. We couldn’t make Bukit Tinggi and ended up at 双喜楼 = =
Mannnnn! That was like a bad dream! Couldn’t go to Bukit Tinggi……… Christ!! I knew, I knew that my cousins were disappointed because their hope of dining at Bukit Tinggi had altogether gone kaput.
PS : AIN'T my fault, OK? It was the car’s. Yo, Zhi Ning, I'll be bound that you thought I was dining at Bukit Tinggi, in fact, NO. hehe. Well, this was a day when everything went WRONG =)
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